28 Most Hilarious Dumb And Dumber Quotes

The greatest comedy movie Dumb And Dumber, released on November 14th in 1994.

This funniest movie based on two inept but well-meaning friends characters, Who travell across the country to Aspen, Colorado to try to give back a briefcase left in an airport as part of a ransom payment.

That comedy movie dialogues are extremely famous. Here are some popular Dumb and Dumber quotes. Hope you will enjoy these quotes.

The Best Funny Dumb And Dumber Quotes

  1. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!” – Lloyd
  2. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” – Harry
  3. “Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
  4. “Hey, look, the Monkees! They were a huge influence on the Beatles.” – Lloyd
  5. “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!” – Lloyd
  6. “What if he shot me in the face?” – Harry
  7. “Boy, this party really died.” – Lloyd
  8. “Mock! Yeah!” – Lloyd and Harry
  9. “Shut up! Now we don’t even know who the hell they are! You don’t kill people you don’t know. That’s a rule.” – Joe mentalino
  10. “Oh look, frost!” – Harry
  11. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY redeem yourself!” – Harry
  12. “Nice set of hooters you got there. [I beg your pardon?] The owls. They’re beautiful!” – Harry
  13. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass.” – A friend of Sea Bass
  14. “Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost.” – Lloyd
  15. “According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches.” – Harry
  16. “Why are you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” – Lloyd
  17. “Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!” – Lloyd
  18. “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!” – Lloyd
  19. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.” – Lloyd
  20. “One time we mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. We called it a bullshit.” – Harry
  21. “We landed on the moon!” – Lloyd
  22. “Austria. Well then. G’day, mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!” – Lloyd
  23. “You’ll have to excuse my friend. He’s a little slow. The town is back that way” – Lloyd
  24. “I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!” – Harry
  25. “Nice set of hooters you got there!” – Harry
  26. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S” – Lloyd
  27. “That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” – Lloyd
  28. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.” – Lloyd

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